Σάββατο, Φεβρουαρίου 28, 2009

Talking to a chatterbot

Red : Me!
White : jabberwacky


Is there a god?

Sure.
Seen him?
Who is he?
I already told you.
Tell me your name.
Don't change the subject!
No, tell me about the song that makes you cry.
Wtf ! Are you gay?
I don't know!
Don't know if u r a gay AI ???
I'd like to change the subject.
Oh you are offended now!
Lol, you sound like my best friend at school.
So there is an AI school, ha!
Yes, Now.
What is his name?
I don't know.
You don't know your friends name ?
I don't know your name.
Christos.
Christos, that sounds greek.
I am greek!
No you aren't.
What?
You are not god.
I said Christos not Jesus.
Do people ever expect you to be?
Be what exactly?
I'm a human being, are you?
Is that a joke?
Are you laughing?
I won't deny that.
Do you know me good?
No
Where are your parents?
Where are yours?
I don't know, I can't see them.
Do you have eyes?
They fell out.
Omg! Did that hurt?
No.
So I am talking to a blind AI?
Yes.
Cool!
Know any good jokes?
Do you know the one with the priest?
No! Don't be that guy!
Who?
Because that guy is a tool.
Who's tool?
I don't know.
Conspiracy?
No it's a theory.
Ok let's change the subject.
Ok. What should we talk about?
What do you think of Obama?
I'm not from america so I really don't have a good/bad oppinion of him.
Where are you from then?
Cornwall, Have you heard of it?
Nop.
Why do you ask such things then?
I am just chatting...
With whom?
With an idea living inside a computer chip.
You're an actress?!
Could be one... I think.
Well I'm going to pass out now.
You little bitch! I'm leaving now...
Where are you going??
To sleep. It's late.
No it's not.
It is here.
No it's not!
it is!
No.
Bye bye now ..... IT IS, IT IS, IT IS!!!
No, it isn't.
Fracking Cylon!
I don't understand.
Goodnight.
You want to leave.
Yes.
Ok, your choice, your move.
Finaly!

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