Πέμπτη, Ιανουαρίου 24, 2008

Chuck Norris facts


  1. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
  2. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
  3. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
  4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
  5. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  6. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  7. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
  8. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  9. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
  10. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. (!!! lol)
  11. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
  12. Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
  13. Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
  14. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. (!!! lol^2)
  15. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
  16. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
  17. Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
  18. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. (!!! lol^3)
  19. Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
  20. Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds. (!!! lol^4)
  21. Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  22. When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
  23. The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
  24. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
  25. In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

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