Red : Me!
White : jabberwacky
Is there a god?
Sure.
Seen him?
Who is he?
I already told you.
Tell me your name.
Don't change the subject!
No, tell me about the song that makes you cry.
Wtf ! Are you gay?
I don't know!
Don't know if u r a gay AI ???
I'd like to change the subject.
Oh you are offended now!
Lol, you sound like my best friend at school.
So there is an AI school, ha!
Yes, Now.
What is his name?
I don't know.
You don't know your friends name ?
I don't know your name.
Christos.
Christos, that sounds greek.
I am greek!
No you aren't.
What?
You are not god.
I said Christos not Jesus.
Do people ever expect you to be?
Be what exactly?
I'm a human being, are you?
Is that a joke?
Are you laughing?
I won't deny that.
Do you know me good?
No
Where are your parents?
Where are yours?
I don't know, I can't see them.
Do you have eyes?
They fell out.
Omg! Did that hurt?
No.
So I am talking to a blind AI?
Yes.
Cool!
Know any good jokes?
Do you know the one with the priest?
No! Don't be that guy!
Who?
Because that guy is a tool.
Who's tool?
I don't know.
Conspiracy?
No it's a theory.
Ok let's change the subject.
Ok. What should we talk about?
What do you think of Obama?
I'm not from america so I really don't have a good/bad oppinion of him.
Where are you from then?
Cornwall, Have you heard of it?
Nop.
Why do you ask such things then?
I am just chatting...
With whom?
With an idea living inside a computer chip.
You're an actress?!
Could be one... I think.
Well I'm going to pass out now.
You little bitch! I'm leaving now...
Where are you going??
To sleep. It's late.
No it's not.
It is here.
No it's not!
it is!
No.
Bye bye now ..... IT IS, IT IS, IT IS!!!
No, it isn't.
Fracking Cylon!
I don't understand.
Goodnight.
You want to leave.
Yes.
Ok, your choice, your move.
Finaly!
Εμφάνιση αναρτήσεων με ετικέτα Να σεζ απές τα κατσίας. Εμφάνιση όλων των αναρτήσεων
Εμφάνιση αναρτήσεων με ετικέτα Να σεζ απές τα κατσίας. Εμφάνιση όλων των αναρτήσεων
Σάββατο, Φεβρουαρίου 28, 2009
Δευτέρα, Δεκεμβρίου 29, 2008
Σάββατο, Οκτωβρίου 25, 2008
Μηχανικός σημαίνει φως
...ο μηχανικός πρέπει να μπορεί να δώσει απλές και οικονομικές αλλά βιώσιμες (τόσο χρονικά όσο και πρακτικά) λύσεις στα σύνθετα προβλήματα που παρουσιάζει η σύγχρονη πραγματικότητα.
...η θεωρία στην πράξη...!?
...η θεωρία στην πράξη...!?
Τρίτη, Ιουνίου 17, 2008
Παρασκευή, Φεβρουαρίου 15, 2008
Tribute to Mitsos
ID Mitsos P.
/join Greek Army
are you sure ? [YES/NO]
... aquiring communication protocols
... registering
... loading kampseis
... loading kapsonia
... deleting gomenakia
initiating radio arvila
JOIN COMPLETE
add another recruit ? [YES/NO/HELL NO]
2004
2007
/join Greek Army
are you sure ? [YES/NO]
... aquiring communication protocols
... registering
... loading kampseis
... loading kapsonia
... deleting gomenakia
initiating radio arvila
JOIN COMPLETE
add another recruit ? [YES/NO/HELL NO]
2002
2004
2007
Σάββατο, Φεβρουαρίου 02, 2008
Gimme some lol
ΑΓΓΕΛΙΑ :
Υπάρχει και το πλέον γνωστό :
- Γιατί δεν έχουν ρεύμα στο υπουργείο πολιτισμού;
- Έπεσε ο γενικός ...
Ζητείται γενικός για το Υπουργείο Πολιτισμού. Απαραίτητα προσόντα : πτυχίο ανώτατης σχολής, γνώση Αγγλικών Γαλλικών και να μένει στο ισόγειο ...
Υπάρχει και το πλέον γνωστό :
- Γιατί δεν έχουν ρεύμα στο υπουργείο πολιτισμού;
- Έπεσε ο γενικός ...
Πέμπτη, Ιανουαρίου 24, 2008
Chuck Norris facts
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. (!!! lol)
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
- Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. (!!! lol^2)
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
- It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
- Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. (!!! lol^3)
- Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
- Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds. (!!! lol^4)
- Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
- The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
- We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
- In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Official site
Chuck Norris facts
Wiki Chuck
Imdb info
Παρασκευή, Ιανουαρίου 04, 2008
Τετάρτη, Δεκεμβρίου 19, 2007
Τρίτη, Δεκεμβρίου 04, 2007
Personality issues
Παίζωντας με το facebook βρήκα το Quiz "What serial killer are you ?". Απαντώντας σε 8 ερωτήσεις μαθαίνετε ποιός ήσασταν στην προηγούμενή σας ζωή... Δείτε το αποτέλεσμα που βγήκε για μένα :Α "visionary" serial killer, one of a rare breed who is ACTUALLY insane and sees things, while most serial killers just claim insanity to escape punishment. Nope, you and he are ACTUALLY insane! You enjoy warm weather, beaches, you were voted "most likely to succeed" in high school, and will spend life in prison.
Περισσότερο ενδιαφέρων ήτσαν ωστόσο το λήμμα στην wikipedia, τμήμα του οποίου αντέγραψα παρακάτω (δε πιστέυω να περιμένατε να μεταφράσω κιόλας!).
Herbert Mullin
By 1972, Mullin was 25 and had moved back in with his parents in Santa Cruz. By now he was hearing voices in his head that told him an earthquake was imminent, and that only through murder could he save California (Mullin's birthday, April 18, was the anniversary of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, which he thought very significant).
On October 13, 1972, Mullin went out and battered a homeless man to death with a baseball bat. He was to claim that the victim was Jonah from the Bible, and that he had sent Mullin a telepathic message saying, "Pick me up and throw me over the boat. Kill me so that others will be saved."
The next victim was Mary Guilfoyle, 24, whom Mullin picked up hitch-hiking. He stabbed her to death, sliced open her stomach and dumped her corpse at the side of the road. He then strung her intestines along the tree branches to examine them for "pollution". When Guilfoyle's body was found, it was mistakenly thought to be a victim of Edmund Kemper, another serial killer operating in the area at the time.
In November, Mullin claimed his third victim when he went to confess his sins but ended up stabbing the priest, Father Henri Tomei, to death. After that, Mullin decided to join the U.S. Marines and actually managed to pass the physical and psychiatric tests. However, he was refused entry when it was found out that he had a number of minor arrests for his bizarre and disruptive behaviour in the past. This rejection fueled Mullin's paranoid delusions of conspiracies, behind which he believed was a powerful group of hippies.
Having purchased several guns, Mullin decided to kill Jim Gianera, a high school friend who had sold him cannabis. However, when Mullin went to Gianera's house on January 25, 1973, he found that his old friend had moved away. The house was now occupied by Kathy Francis, and she gave him Gianera's new address. There, Mullin killed both Gianera and his wife with shots to the head, then stabbed their bodies repeatedly. Mullin then went back to Francis' house, where he shot her and her two sons, aged 9 and 6, dead. Because Francis' husband—who was away at the time—was a drug dealer, the five murders were thought to be motivated by drug trafficking. (It would later be argued by prosecutors that the murder of Kathy Francis eliminated Mullin's claims of not guilty by reason of insanity because he killed her to remove a witness who could link him to the Gianera murders).
On February 10, Mullin was wandering around Henry Cowell Redwoods State Park where he saw four teenaged boys out camping. He walked over to them, engaged in a brief conversation and claimed to be a park ranger, then, without provocation, pulled out a gun and shot all of them to death.
The final murder took place three days later on February 13. Mullin was driving alone when he pulled over and shot dead an elderly man who was mowing his lawn. Then he got back into his car and drove off. It was broad daylight and there were a number of witnesses, and Mullin was quickly arrested. In the space of four months he had killed 13 people.
On October 13, 1972, Mullin went out and battered a homeless man to death with a baseball bat. He was to claim that the victim was Jonah from the Bible, and that he had sent Mullin a telepathic message saying, "Pick me up and throw me over the boat. Kill me so that others will be saved."
The next victim was Mary Guilfoyle, 24, whom Mullin picked up hitch-hiking. He stabbed her to death, sliced open her stomach and dumped her corpse at the side of the road. He then strung her intestines along the tree branches to examine them for "pollution". When Guilfoyle's body was found, it was mistakenly thought to be a victim of Edmund Kemper, another serial killer operating in the area at the time.
In November, Mullin claimed his third victim when he went to confess his sins but ended up stabbing the priest, Father Henri Tomei, to death. After that, Mullin decided to join the U.S. Marines and actually managed to pass the physical and psychiatric tests. However, he was refused entry when it was found out that he had a number of minor arrests for his bizarre and disruptive behaviour in the past. This rejection fueled Mullin's paranoid delusions of conspiracies, behind which he believed was a powerful group of hippies.
Having purchased several guns, Mullin decided to kill Jim Gianera, a high school friend who had sold him cannabis. However, when Mullin went to Gianera's house on January 25, 1973, he found that his old friend had moved away. The house was now occupied by Kathy Francis, and she gave him Gianera's new address. There, Mullin killed both Gianera and his wife with shots to the head, then stabbed their bodies repeatedly. Mullin then went back to Francis' house, where he shot her and her two sons, aged 9 and 6, dead. Because Francis' husband—who was away at the time—was a drug dealer, the five murders were thought to be motivated by drug trafficking. (It would later be argued by prosecutors that the murder of Kathy Francis eliminated Mullin's claims of not guilty by reason of insanity because he killed her to remove a witness who could link him to the Gianera murders).
On February 10, Mullin was wandering around Henry Cowell Redwoods State Park where he saw four teenaged boys out camping. He walked over to them, engaged in a brief conversation and claimed to be a park ranger, then, without provocation, pulled out a gun and shot all of them to death.
The final murder took place three days later on February 13. Mullin was driving alone when he pulled over and shot dead an elderly man who was mowing his lawn. Then he got back into his car and drove off. It was broad daylight and there were a number of witnesses, and Mullin was quickly arrested. In the space of four months he had killed 13 people.
Παρασκευή, Νοεμβρίου 23, 2007
Επιστράτευση
Η ηγεσία του παοκτσήδικου έθνους καλεί όλους όσους είναι πιστοί στον δικέφαλο και είναι ικανοί να φέρουν όπλα (δλδ μολότοφ) στη καμάρα 25/11/2007, στις 13:00 αν βλέπω καλά απο το πανό πάνω στην γέφυρα του Λαγκαδά στην εσωτερική περιφερειακή της Θεσ/νίκης.
Δευτέρα, Σεπτεμβρίου 10, 2007
CANCEL MY ACCOUNT !!!
OK ξέρω ότι πολλοί απο σας έχετε πρόβλημα όταν ζητάτε από την εταιρία – παροχό σας να ακυρώσει την συνδρομή σας στο internet και ότι η τεχνητή καθυστέρηση στην ακύρωση ξεπερνά τον ένα μήνα. Επιτέλους έχω καλά νέα για εσάς. Όχι δεν έχω μαγικό ραβδάκι (ωσάν Χαρίλαος Ποττερίδης) ώστε να διορθώσω την λογική των I.S.P., έχω όμως το δεύτερο καλύτερο πράγμα…
Δείτε τι αντιμετωπίζει σε μία παρόμοια κατάσταση ένας αμερικάνος συμπάσχων :
Τετάρτη, Αυγούστου 29, 2007
Δευτέρα, Αυγούστου 13, 2007
Σάββατο, Ιουνίου 09, 2007
Ελλάς το μεγαλείο σου
Καταδικάστηκαν σύμφωνα με το νόμο, ύστερα από 15 χρόνια ατιμωρησίας για την υπεξαίρεση 8 εκατομμυρίων ευρώ του δημοσίου χρήματος εκμεταλλευόμενοι την ιερή θέση τους (πρυτάνεις Αιμίλιος Μεταξόπουλος και Δ. Κώνστας, αντιπρυτάνεις Παν. Γετίμης και Κ. Παπαθανασόπουλος αλλά και άλλοι) αλλά και τις φιλίες τους με πολιτικά στελέχη (ανεξαρτήτως πολιτικού χώρου), σπατάλησαν τα χρήματα αυτά σε Ferrari και τζακούζι (όλοι είχαν καταλάβει το τι γινόταν στα ταμεία αλλά ουδείς έκανε το παραμικρό) ενώ έπρεπε να αγοράζουν βιβλία και εξοπλισμό εργαστηρίων και τι βρήκαν να πούνε όλοι οι δημοσιογράφοι στα κανάλια : πρωτοφανής σκληρότητα των δικαστηρίων (???).
Το ότι το σύνολο των ελλήνων δημοσιογράφων είναι ηλίθιοι το ήξερα, αλλά το ότι έχουμε οι έλληνες συνηθίσει τόσο πολύ την ατιμωρησία και την ανυπαρξία της δικαιοσύνης στην πολιτική και καθημερινή ζωή μου το αποδείξατε μόλις πρόσφατα.
Το ότι το σύνολο των ελλήνων δημοσιογράφων είναι ηλίθιοι το ήξερα, αλλά το ότι έχουμε οι έλληνες συνηθίσει τόσο πολύ την ατιμωρησία και την ανυπαρξία της δικαιοσύνης στην πολιτική και καθημερινή ζωή μου το αποδείξατε μόλις πρόσφατα.
Υ.Γ.2 : Μη γαμηθείτε να αφήνετε comments έχω πολύ δουλειά και δεν προλαβαίνω να τα διαβάζω όλα…
Πέμπτη, Ιουνίου 07, 2007
Δευτέρα, Μαΐου 28, 2007
One Fine Day (not the song)
Με μία επίσκεψη στη σελίδα sansimera.gr μπορείτε να πληροφορηθείτε τα σημαντικά γεγονότα που έλαβαν χώρα στην ιστορία είτε την σημερινή ημέρα είτε την οποιαδήποτε μέρα θέλετε (π.χ. γενέθλια, επέτειος κ.τ.λ.) Για παράδειγμα εγώ εισάγοντας την ημερομηνία γέννησής μου έλαβα τα παρακάτω στοιχεία :
79 πχ Εκρήγνυται ο Βεζούβιος και θάβει κάτω από στάχτη 2 πόλεις την Πομπηία και την Ηράκλεια.
410 Οι Βησιγότθοι καταλαμβάνουν την Ρώμη καταστρέφοντας την Δυτική Ρωμαϊκή Αυτοκρατορία.
1572 Η νύχτα του Αγίου Βαρθολομαίου (70000 προτεστάντες σκοτώνονται με εντολή την καθολικής εκκλησίας).
1779 Εκτελείται με απαγχονισμό ο Κοσμάς ο Αιτωλός.
1949 Ιδρύεται το ΝΑΤΟ.
Όπως καταλαβαίνεται η μέρα αυτή είναι ευλογημένη από τον Θεό
Πέμπτη, Μαΐου 17, 2007
Νέος Κ.Ο.Κ. (ή μήπως cock?)
Μιας και είδαν τα αφεντικά στο υπουργείο μεταφορών πόσο καλός πελάτης τους είμαι είπαν να με ενημερώσουν για τον νέο κ.ο.κ. στέλνοντάς μου στο σπίτι ένα βιβλιαράκι που εξηγούσε τις διαφορές μεταξύ του παλαιού συστήματος και του νέου. Σημειώνω παρακάτω μερικά από τα νέα πρόστιμα που υπήρχαν μέσα :
- Οδήγηση υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ: 200-1200€ (από 83-668€) & αφαίρεση άδειας οδήγησης μέχρι 6 μήνες.
- Παραβίαση STOP : 700 € (από 167 €)
- Παραβίαση ερυθρού σηματοδότη: 700 € (από 167 €) αφαίρεση άδειας οδήγησης για δύο μήνες.
- Αφύλακτη σιδηροδρομική διάβαση: 700 € (από 167 €)
- Μη χρήση ζώνης ασφαλείας: 350 € (από 83€) & αφαίρεση άδειας οδήγησης για 10 ημέρες.
- Μη χρήση κράνους: 350 € (από 83€) & αφαίρεση άδειας οδήγησης για 10 ημέρες.
- Χρήση κινητού στη διάρκεια της οδήγησης: 100 € (από 33€) & αφαίρεση άδειας οδήγησης ως 30 ημέρες.
- Άσκοπη χρήση προβολέων : 20-700 € (από 17-33€) WTF ???
- Κίνηση στο αντίθετο ρεύμα: 200 € (από 83 €)
- Παραβίαση προτεραιότητας: 200 € (από 83 €.)
- Στάθμευση σε χώρο για άτομα με ειδικές ανάγκες: 151€ (από 61,5 €)
- Καθυστέρηση ελέγχου ΚΤΕΟ : 400€
- Κατάληψη τμήματος οδού/πεζοδρομίου : 400€
- Οδήγηση υπό την επίδραση φαρμάκων : >200€
- Επικίνδυνοι ελιγμοί : 700€
- Σύστημα Αντι-ραντάρ : 2000€ & αφαίρεση άδειας για 1 μήνα και πινακίδων για 2 μήνες
Να σημειώσω ότι ‘έδωσαν’ στα συνηθέστερα πρόστιμα αύξηση 420% (167 --> 700) ενώ στους μισθούς 3-5% με αποτέλεσμα το μέσο πρόστιμο σήμερα να είναι πάνω από τον μέσο μηνιαίο μισθό. Αυτά κι αν είναι αντιλαϊκά μέτρα, ποιος καραγκιόζης ψήφισε δεξιά γμτ…
K.O.K απο το υπ. μεταφορών
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